What celebrity do I get mistaken for?
Daisy Edgar-Jones sometimes.
No. Oh, okay.
No she gets mistaken for me.
[Paul] Yes. Poor Daisy.
[fun upbeat music]
Hello, I'm Paul Mescal.
I'm here with my friends from the cast of Gladiator II,
and we are going to play a game
about how well we know each other for Vanity Fair.
Did they prompt you?
Or did you just make that up on the fly?
Okay. Question: What's my least favorite day of the week?
Tuesday.
Oh, you're writing it down? Yeah.
You just wrote Tuesday.
[cast members laughing] Yeah.
I actually, when you said Tuesday
Yeah, he said Tuesday.
I was like... [cast members laughing]
[Joseph] Tuesday's fine.
I'm gonna give everybody a point for that.
I think I deserve a point-
[Fred] I'll say Tuesday. [chimes tinkling]
for being observant.
What was the name of my character
in Normal People?
[Joseph] Connell. Callum.
[Joseph] No, you're out. Connell.
You're out.
Connell. Connell.
Connell, Connell. What's your answer?
Connor?
Incorrect. Two points.
[Connie] You got wrong- Hmm.
[chimes tinkling]
Callum's a different character.
So the answer is Connell.
He only plays characters
with the letter C in the name.
Yeah [laughs], famously.
What's number one on my bucket list?
And don't look at my answer.
[marker scraping]
No peeking. [Pedro laughs]
You're not gonna be able to see that.
Yep.
Okay, that was very long.
[Paul] Yes Joseph.
Is it to see the Great Wall of China?
No, but it's in that-
It's close, isn't it?
family of thought.
It's to go and see something.
Okay. Rajasthan. [cast members laughing]
Go to Rajasthan,
for a tour.
Travel to South America.
I've never been to South America.
I'm from South America.
I get three points.
[cast members laughing]
I was born in South America.
17 points for Pedro.
I think Joseph is the only person
[chimes tinkling] who gets a point there,
because everybody just jumped on the bandwagon.
He said to visit the Great Wall of China,
Yeah, but-
Which is nowhere near South America.
[Connie] Think about- It really is not.
Think about bucket list,
and he came up with travel to bit.
And by the way, where in South America?
[Joseph] Don't fight, don't fight.
I want, any, I want to do a big tour of everywhere.
'Cause it's very different.
I know it's very different.
When's my birthday?
February. February.
The seventh.
The fourth. Ninth.
[Pedro] [Pedro makes groaning sound] Eighth
[Fred] The first, the second. Eleventh, twelfth.
Second. Point to Joseph.
[chimes tinkling]
Oh my God, you guys are good.
That's all my questions.
[fun upbeat music] Paul is like,
Paul is motivated to catch up on points.
He's coming for you.
He's coming. He's coming.
[Pedro] He's coming for you. [Fred laughs]
What is my full name?
[Paul] Oh! Pedro-
My God.
[Paul] Something, J?
Jose?
Juan?
Pedro Pascal, something, something.
No.
[Pedro] Nope. No?
Pedro Maria, Jose Maria Pascal.
This is a lot.
It's Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal.
[buzzer sounds]
Nobody gets points.
Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal.
I said Jose, I said Jose.
You said Jose, but then you put it-
You did say Jose.
But then you put it behind Pedro
which eliminate- which disqualified you.
That's absolute bullshit.
The question is, who is my favorite actor?
[cast members laugh]
It's me.
That you're my favorite actor?
Yeah. You said that to me once.
I think it's going to be-
Do you remember?
I said you were-
I said I thought you were special.
Oh.
And special can mean a lot of things. [laughs]
[Paul] Who's your favorite actor?
I think we just have to shoot from the hip here guys.
Marlon Brando?
Is it Harrison Ford?
Let's go with Harrison Ford just because
he's my favorite actor...
As a kid?
He's most influent, yeah.
What job did I have before I became a full-time actor?
Dancer. You were a great dancer.
Go-go, go-go dancer
You're a go-go dancer.
Come on, come on, come on.
Can any of you guys remember?
Come on.
You were dancing in Spain.
Come on. In New York.
In Spain though, no?
You were dancing in New York.
You were dancing. In Spain, I was-
And New York, and New York.
I did dance for a summer in Spain,
but really, what's the answer on the card?
Come on.
You were dancing in New York.
You were a full-time dancer.
You danced- Connie?
The answer on the card is wait-
You're a waiter. Waiter.
Okay, but Joe-
[Joseph] Waiter and a dancer.
Fred gets it, Fred gets it again.
Why does he get it again?
Because I was saying the word.
[chimes tinkling]
And then you saw my mouth move, and you said it.
It doesn't say dancer on the card.
[Pedro] [funky music] Here's the pen.
Thank you darling.
How many languages do I speak?
You speak seven, eight maybe.
You speak French but most likely seven.
Once he gets going, he's on a roll.
Joe's got it.
Paul, end this reign.
[Joseph] And the bonus points-
Okay, bonus, what are they?
[Pedro] This is an emperor's reign.
[Joseph] You speak Italian.
Yes.
You speak- Danish.
[Connie] Danish. Yes.
English. Swedish-
French. Spanish.
Norwegian.
[Connie] Yes. French.
[Connie] You also speak French and- Yes.
Spanish.
A little bit of Spanish.
And?
English. French.
German. And German.
German.
[Joseph] And German. He needs a bonus.
This is horrifying [chimes tinkling]
This is a slaughter.
Oh, for which film
did I have a gym built in my garage?
Wonder Woman. I think Wonder Woman.
Yes, very good.
Two. That's one each.
[Connie] [chimes tinkling] Okay.
We both get that. Alright.
If I were to take this cast on a vacation-
[Paul] Focus.
where would I take you?
[Joseph] Ibiza. Ibiza.
Correct-I! [laughs] [chimes tinkle]
Somebody was paying attention
to Connie Nielsen very closely-
[cast members laugh]
during the shooting of this movie.
Okay. What is my favorite curse word in Danish?
Fuck. No.
[Fred laughs]
Nobody is going to get that, Connie.
It's very simple.
It's the same word in every language.
Shit.
Satan. [buzzer sounds]
Satan. Satan.
Satan.
I've never heard somebody [laughing]
So how would you use that?
Vos Satan!
Vos Satan!
[funky music]
What is my weirdest on-set habit?
I haven't noticed you do anything weird on set.
I have. Like, in terms of-
I mean-
I'm trying to think of what-
other than being his character? [laughs]
Other than his character, yeah.
I'm trying to think-
Yeah, I'm trying to think about what wasn't weird.
Yeah, it was just a general sheer of weird.
Yeah. I would say being yourself.
Yeah. [laughs]
[cast members laugh]
No!
Me! Five points for Pedro.
[cast members laugh]
Love Fred. Oh, Fred.
Oh, oh, okay.
What is my favorite reality TV show?
Survivor.
Nope. Alone.
Nope.
You and I have talked about reality T.V.
It's just that-
Below Deck. we never identified one.
I love that, but this is not the one.
Married At First Sight.
[Joseph] Real Housewives? Any guesses?
[Joseph] Real Housewives? You might not get it.
Selling Sunset.
I like Real House-
It's really- Is it A&E stuff?
Yeah, it's the competitive cheapskates.
It's people that really save money on everything.
[Pedro] But I did say- Oh, that's good.
I did get the A&E. A&E.
Yeah, [chimes tinkling]
so you're gonna have to give points to Pedro.
There's like this amazing guy that
made a stew out of fish bones,
and I just thought it was incredible.
What is my go-to crafty snack?
Fred.
[Paul laughs]
[Connie] Did we even eat snacks?
[Joseph] Did we have crafty?
[Pedro] Can we identify-
I don't remember crafty on this job.
Yeah, me neither.
Savory and sweet?
[Fred] Um. Coffee and biscuits.
[Connie laughs]
I'll say yeah, it was a drink on this one.
[Pedro] It was a drink?
[Joseph] Coffee. . A smoothie.
You liked the smoothie. Do you remember?
I do remember that.
You liked that salad bowl from Malta.
It wasn't really that.
I'm thinking of something specific.
That Emerge-C that you put in the water.
[buzzer sounds] Oh, that's very good.
[Joseph] Oh, that's class.
I had so many of those.
For the heat.
Yeah. Yeah.
I remember, yes.
And I looked like- The pink one.
[Joseph] Exactly. The pink one.
Pink, pink and yellow.
Who in the cast would I ask to bail me out of jail?
Pedro. Pedro.
[Joseph] Pedro. Pedro.
And because it's Pedro, he deserves points for it.
[cast members laugh] [chimes tinkle]
He doesn't even need to say it.
[funky music]
What is my favorite sport?
Foot- skateboarding.
Yep.
Come on! Oh man, good job.
Two points. Two points.
Yes. We're back.
[Fred] But why? We're so back.
It was the correct answer,
but it was also the pace of the answer-
Yeah. Thank you. [chimes tinkle]
Is- deserves another point.
What celebrity do I get mistaken for?
Daisy Edgar-Jones sometimes.
Uh, no. You do. Oh okay.
No, she gets mistaken for me.
Yes. Fuck! No. Yeah, poor Daisy.
But I'm writing it down.
[marker scraping]
That was the two letters?
Yeah, two letters. JT.
[buzzer sounds]
[Paul] Oh. Who's JT?
[Fred] Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake.
[Pedro] John Thompson. [cast members laugh]
[Connie] Oh, Justin Timberlake.
I get that sometimes.
[Connie] Okay.
Yeah.
What is my favorite film franchise?
Indiana Jones.
Hmm. No.
And no to Star Wars?
No.
So we're out.
No, we're not actually. Harry Potter.
No.
Marvel?
Franchise.
No.
Narnia.
[cast members laugh]
Franchise. Could you imagine?
Do you know what a franchise is?
Yeah. Okay.
And this is my favorite one.
James Bond.
No.
[Connie] Um-
This is a good question.
[Connie] Superman? Bourne movies?
[Connie] Superman?
No.
Oh, Lord of the Rings.
Yes.
Come on. [chimes tinkle]
I'm very- Point for Paul.
Oh, I'm so ashamed.
What is my favorite British slang word?
What's my favorite?
But, well, you can't tell the truth on this.
Yes, I can.
Can you? Yeah.
And it's your favorite one too.
We can say bad words?
Yeah.
[Paul laughs]
We can say [beep]?
[cast members laugh]
Is it not that?
No, it's not that.
You just revealed yourself.
Then you're lying.
Bellend. [buzzer sounds]
Bellend. That's a good one.
[Joseph] You love bellend.
I have failed you.
I have failed you.
[Paul] So surprised. [applause]
[Connie] What does it mean? I, yeah-
I clearly do not know you guys.
Thank you very much.
Joe, I'm sorry.
[Joseph] It's all right.
[fun, upbeat music]
